Welcome!!!

The purpose of this website is to promote the moral and legal right for everyone to walk around nude in public. This should be added to the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. While this website is Canadian, it also has useful information for the rest of the World. Please read this teaching web page, and then contact your government to convince them to make public nudity legal.

Canadian Criminal Code

Indecent acts
173 (1) Everyone who wilfully does an indecent act in a public place in the presence of one or more persons, or in any place with intent to insult or offend any person,

(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than two years; or

(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

Exposure
(2) Every person who, in any place, for a sexual purpose, exposes his or her genital organs to a person who is under the age of 16 years

(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than two years and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of 90 days; or

(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of 30 days.

Why Are We Not Naked?

There are a few reasons that people on Earth do not walk around nude. The biggest reason is Satan. Satan is a man on Earth right now and he has a sexual problem. He is turned on sexually by nudity. So if everyone walked around nude, Satan would have a constant erection. Another reason is, for Satan's punishment he had to be given a small penis, which would have humiliated him if he was nude in public. Also, most worlds out there do not have a Satan on them. In those worlds, everyone walks around nude in public.

Why Does it Bother Us?

If you grow up in a Catholic country, you become a Catholic. If you grow up in a Muslim country, you become a Muslim. If you don't grow up eating sushi, it is gross to you. If you don't grow up eating beef, it is gross to you. So, if you grow up not being nude in public, to you it is weird and perhaps bad to do it. If you grow up being nude in public, then to you that is normal. I approve of public nudity, however I sometimes think to myself, "this is weird," but I know there is nothing wrong with it.

The Moral Argument For Public Nudity

  1. Looking at a nude person does no harm to the viewer.
  2. When you see somebody nude while showering in a public changeroom, it does you no harm.
  3. If you look at a nude person, you are more likely to fall in love with that person. I have seen nude photos of pretty people, and the result was that I fell in love with them!!!
  4. We have porn magazines and videos.
  5. We have strip clubs.
  6. Some countries allow "nude beaches."
  7. Men shower nude with men and women shower nude with women at the local swimming pool, and it's not considered "indecent."
  8. We claim to be "free" here in Canada, but we don't have the freedom to be nude in public.
  9. The naked body is beautiful, not indecent or shameful.
  10. This page lists massive reasons to legalize nudity.
  11. Nudity is:
    • Comfortable
    • Fun
    • Promotes Love
    • Promotes Marriage
    • Gives Freedom

The Bible is Wrong Regarding Public Nudity

The Bible teaches us that it is a sin to be nude in public. That is completely incorrect. Here are my points:

  • Why and How The Bible is Wrong:

    1. God wrote parts of the Bible that are not true, as he needed to trick Satan and sometimes everyone.
    2. The scribes translated the Bible incorrectly.
    3. Some of the books of the Bible are not real scriptures or Words of God.

  • The Tree:

    God secretly told Adam and Eve to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and then to pretend they were ashamed of their nudity, so they did. They put on fig leaves to trick Satan.

  • Ashamed or Not Ashamed:

    The Bible says that when Adam and Eve became aware of good and evil they became ashamed of their nudity. If this was true, should not all people be ashamed when nude because they all know good and evil? Consider this: when 3 men get out of the swimming pool and shower together nude they ARE NOT ASHAMED!!! Also, when people go to a nude beach they are not ashamed!!! That proves that the scriptures are wrong, as people are not ashamed. The only time nude people are ashamed, is when they have something embarrassing about their body - such as a small penis or too much body hair.

  • Give Them Clothing:

    When God created Adam and Eve, he created them naked and didn't give them clothing. If it is bad to be naked then God should have instantly given them clothing the second he created them!!! Whether you know good and evil or not, you are still supposed to do good!!! Would God permit Adam and Eve to rape and murder people since they didn't know good and evil? Obviously not!!!

Benefits of Public Nudity

  1. Falling in Love:

    Right now we only fall in love with people with pretty faces. If we are all naked in public, we will fall in love with bodies also. Some people have unattractive faces but pretty bodies. Also, because of nudity, we will be falling in love with lots of people all the time, instead of just occasionally or rarely.

  2. Marriage:

    To truly marry someone, both people have to say they love each other. When we get naked we will fall in love with more people, making it easier to marry them. So, more people will be truly married because they are doing it the proper way. Having a wedding with vows and a white dress does not marry a couple. Any couple that gets divorced was never truly married in the first place!!! Married couples always love each other, and thus do not get divorced!!!

  3. It is Comfortable:

    Clothing is uncomfortable as it rubs against your skin. You feel better physically when you are naked.

  4. Buy Less Clothing:

    We will no longer need to buy summer and spring clothing, saving us money.

  5. Laundry:

    We won't have to do laundry chores as often, and we save money associated with doing the laundry.

  6. Pee:

    It is easier to urinate as you don't have to pull down your pants. Also, you should now be able to go pee in public, not having to use a restroom.

  7. Freedom:

    Making public nudity legal will give us all more freedom.

  8. Fun:

    It is fun to walk around naked and observe people's pretty bodies. Also, we will have fun skinny dipping!

  9. Know Gender:

    Some men look like women and some women look like men. So you don't know whether to say "Hello sir" or "Hello mam." Public nudity solves this problem as you can see the person's genitals.

  10. Public Breast Feeding:

    If nude in public, it is easier for women to breastfeed their babies.

What Will Happen

  1. Canada First:

    Our country will be the first in the world to get naked. We will be on the international news showing us celebrating being nude. People around the world will observe this, and some of them will get naked and join in the celebration, even if it is illegal there. Canada will convince the rest of the world to follow suit. Why Canada first? Shawn Mendes, Justin Bieber, and I are all Canadian citizens.

  2. Rules Regarding Being Nude:

    Here are the rules:
    • You are not allowed to touch sexual body parts.
    • You are not allowed to have sex in public.
    • A man is permitted to have an erection in public.
    • You are allowed to go pee in public.
    • Women are allowed to breastfeed in public.
    • People of all ages, including toddlers and children, can get naked.

  3. Same Size Penis:

    Before we get nude, God will give all men the same size penis so that nobody will be embarrassed or ashamed. You will be able to tell if a man is sexually of age based on the size of his penis.

  4. Same Size Tits:

    Before we get nude, God will give all women the same size breasts so that nobody will be embarrassed or ashamed. You will be able to tell if a woman is sexually of age based on the size of her breasts.

  5. No Overweight People:

    So that everyone can join in the celebration without being embarrassed, God will make all overweight/obese people thin. People will never get fat again. God will accomplish this by giving people severe pain if they eat too much. Therefore people will never over-eat, just like people will not put their hand in a fire.

  6. No more Poo!!!

    God will change everyone's bodies so that they don't go poo anymore!!! Consider this: if we walked around naked and still went poo, there would be streaks of poo on every seat. Not going poo solves this problem. People in other worlds never go poo.

  7. Celebration:

    When we first get naked, we will be jumping up and down and dancing in the streets and malls naked. We will be filled with joy and will be happy. We will celebrate for months.

  8. Stare at People:

    We are going to look at people's pretty bodies and love them.

  9. Behave Silly:

    God has told me that when we first get naked people will behave hilariously for a while.

  10. Cold Weather:

    When it is cold outside where we live, we will put on warm clothing. However, we will still be naked when indoors.

  11. Nude Freedom Day:

    Whatever day we officially get naked in public will be a national holiday until the end of the World. The holiday will be called "Nude Freedom Day." Here is how we will celebrate the holiday:
    • We won't give gifts/presents.
    • We will have a luxurious meal for evening dinner: T-bone steak or roast beef, potatoes, mushrooms, gravy, Yorkshire pudding, lobster, and Black Forest cake.
    • We will drink bottles of wine and everyone gets some, including children.
    • We will listen to music and dance together.
    • We are all going to destroy articles of clothing in bonfires and fire pits.